Thursday, December 16, 2010
Benjamin Gordon Correia-Webb, April 16, 1989 - June 10, 2010
The Benler,
We'll always have The Big Lebowski, the "magic" wiggly, trips through the river valley, Indian inheritances from someone else's dad, camping, water fights, arm jousting, pretending to be a foreign ref (because your running theory was that refs who can't speak english get all the respect), tapping kids on the shoulder with a wrap, Mexico, dance parties in the corsica with yap (although you didn't find this all that funny), panjabi MC, "looks like Aidan had pizza today", illicit videos from QC, ged stupit, busting out into scat, "goin' to the supermarket', the "ones castro smoked", dom p 'the good stuff', dom p 'himself',... and each other.
And although on Friday night everyone was there but you, the five of us will always be together.
"Fun is 1" - Ben C.W.
The Benler,
We'll always have The Big Lebowski, the "magic" wiggly, trips through the river valley, Indian inheritances from someone else's dad, camping, water fights, arm jousting, pretending to be a foreign ref (because your running theory was that refs who can't speak english get all the respect), tapping kids on the shoulder with a wrap, Mexico, dance parties in the corsica with yap (although you didn't find this all that funny), panjabi MC, "looks like Aidan had pizza today", illicit videos from QC, ged stupit, busting out into scat, "goin' to the supermarket', the "ones castro smoked", dom p 'the good stuff', dom p 'himself',... and each other.
And although on Friday night everyone was there but you, the five of us will always be together.
"Fun is 1" - Ben C.W.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
From the unpublished archives, ca. 2004
In yet other news, stock in Dymaxion Enterprises rose 5 points yesterday upon the release of the new James Bond flick. The vehicle is featured prominently in the movie’s chase scene.
Dymaxion’s C.E.O, Jason Vandevyver, released this statement, “The Dymaxion is becoming quite a hit with the children of the baby boomers. It’s sort of a cross between a scion xB and a panzer tank. Plus it is the only vehicle with a pie holder/convection oven!”
We here at politics wish Dymaxion Enterprises the best of luck.
Dymaxion’s C.E.O, Jason Vandevyver, released this statement, “The Dymaxion is becoming quite a hit with the children of the baby boomers. It’s sort of a cross between a scion xB and a panzer tank. Plus it is the only vehicle with a pie holder/convection oven!”
We here at politics wish Dymaxion Enterprises the best of luck.
Shout outs to PMC, the antler, the kid who still doesn't know what obsolete means, and helpin' ham, wherever they are now.
"Dude, why'd you let those mexicans into your store??"
Brown guy: "He is NOT mexican".
"Dude, why'd you let those mexicans into your store??"
Brown guy: "He is NOT mexican".
