Sunday, June 25, 2006
Webmaster Perturbed by Disturbing News
SODOM, Ga - Faced with the news that no one had visited his "socio-politico" blog in months, Wade Robinette has not given up.
Although he knew that traffic had been low for months, the rumors were solidified when he checked his counter and it had not moved from 14 to 15 over March, April, or May. American Life has been around for a long time on the internet, but never gained a following of readers. Much like the apostle Bartholomew who had a brief stint in Mormonism and is generally accredited with ruining Christianity for everyone, American Life has left many confused by false teaching, and the internet a much worse place.
Although the site has cost him June's rent, a wife, and a cat whom he accidentally stepped on during an "intense part" of writing "Fat is as Fat does", Robinette had this to say: "The United States of America will forever be known as one of the world's greatest achievements. Just as the plow had created Man's ability to farm and civilize himself, so too has the U.S. help feed Humanity and civilize it." Citing obvious humane projects America spearheaded such as the war in Iraq, the inability to stop any Genocide in any African country for the past 5 administrations, and the soaring unemployment and suicide rate at home, Robinette claims to have the argument "down-pat".
"I like writing, and I have nothing against the left-wing, except that we survived (and won) their pathetic rebellion, so I guess I'll just keep on keeping on." remarked Robinette from his home. "The beauty part is that I'm just waiting for my lawsuit with McDonald's to unfold, so I've got nothing to do until late October. Guess I'll pin-up some more news about injustices within the system and the parasites who cause them. God damn Marxists!"
Although he knew that traffic had been low for months, the rumors were solidified when he checked his counter and it had not moved from 14 to 15 over March, April, or May. American Life has been around for a long time on the internet, but never gained a following of readers. Much like the apostle Bartholomew who had a brief stint in Mormonism and is generally accredited with ruining Christianity for everyone, American Life has left many confused by false teaching, and the internet a much worse place.
Although the site has cost him June's rent, a wife, and a cat whom he accidentally stepped on during an "intense part" of writing "Fat is as Fat does", Robinette had this to say: "The United States of America will forever be known as one of the world's greatest achievements. Just as the plow had created Man's ability to farm and civilize himself, so too has the U.S. help feed Humanity and civilize it." Citing obvious humane projects America spearheaded such as the war in Iraq, the inability to stop any Genocide in any African country for the past 5 administrations, and the soaring unemployment and suicide rate at home, Robinette claims to have the argument "down-pat".
"I like writing, and I have nothing against the left-wing, except that we survived (and won) their pathetic rebellion, so I guess I'll just keep on keeping on." remarked Robinette from his home. "The beauty part is that I'm just waiting for my lawsuit with McDonald's to unfold, so I've got nothing to do until late October. Guess I'll pin-up some more news about injustices within the system and the parasites who cause them. God damn Marxists!"
