Wednesday, April 19, 2006
War in Iraq "Never Existed"
Famous for having denounced the holocaust as "an elaborate hoax", Marshall Dwight the Third is now claiming that the war in Iraq "never existed".
His new book, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Saddam is out later this month but has already been banned in South America, much of Central America, and countries across Western Europe.
The United Nations and representatives from INTERPOL have already red-flagged the book, and although it hasn't been in a bathroom, is under severe review.
Author Dwight the Third is an American-born Kuwaiti. White, confused, and with relatives in Kuwait, he is also presumed lost somewhere in Northern Iraq. Denounced by the first Bush administration for Holocaust, fiction or fiction?, the Third has been exiled from Mexico for Person Traffiking, Lybia for Drug Traffiking, and from Liberia for trafficking, where it was illegal to operate an automobile until the early 1990's.
Al-Jihassisad Publishing House, located in the Shia'te t'e Mountains of Kurdish occupied northern-Iraq has reported the printload at 100 thousand copies.
"It's no Bible, a-ha-aha, but it will do, yes." said Yussahid Del'Amar, the wealthy Kurd who owns Al-Jihassisad.
When asked how he thought the sale of his book would go over, the Third had this to say: "Oh, you know, go into hiding, have a bounty on head, bodyguards, m-16s, fire into air while shouting impressive sounding sounds that don't really make words but scare CNN. You know the story! Ah-hah-hah".
His new book, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Saddam is out later this month but has already been banned in South America, much of Central America, and countries across Western Europe.
The United Nations and representatives from INTERPOL have already red-flagged the book, and although it hasn't been in a bathroom, is under severe review.
Author Dwight the Third is an American-born Kuwaiti. White, confused, and with relatives in Kuwait, he is also presumed lost somewhere in Northern Iraq. Denounced by the first Bush administration for Holocaust, fiction or fiction?, the Third has been exiled from Mexico for Person Traffiking, Lybia for Drug Traffiking, and from Liberia for trafficking, where it was illegal to operate an automobile until the early 1990's.
Al-Jihassisad Publishing House, located in the Shia'te t'e Mountains of Kurdish occupied northern-Iraq has reported the printload at 100 thousand copies.
"It's no Bible, a-ha-aha, but it will do, yes." said Yussahid Del'Amar, the wealthy Kurd who owns Al-Jihassisad.
When asked how he thought the sale of his book would go over, the Third had this to say: "Oh, you know, go into hiding, have a bounty on head, bodyguards, m-16s, fire into air while shouting impressive sounding sounds that don't really make words but scare CNN. You know the story! Ah-hah-hah".
