Friday, November 11, 2005
She Watch Channel Zero?!
"He's a womanizer, but he's an expert at throwing knives"
Seeing as I've already posted a "Summer, In Memorandum" post, and it would be unecessarily conservative to post another, it was the unanimous decision of all in the boardroom to larf to the winter.
Here's to winter mammories, i mean, memories, young and old:
-Realising how futile it would be to buy a McFlurry, but enjoying it each and every time.
-Losing your testicles in your body cavity each and everytime you step outside.
-Being able to take the beer stored in your hoodie, place it in the snow outside, and return a minute later to have ice cold lager.
-How frequently girl's nipples get hard. Cool.
-How frequently my nipples get hard. Cool.
-When I wake up at 8:10, take care of the 3 s's at 8:20, leave the house at 8:30, and catch an 8:25 bus.
-The first car accidents of the season.
-And those car accidents that occur while the summer tries to come crawling back but is quickly stamped out by snowfall.
-Immigrants.
-Slurpees with vodka, where the vodka just freezes at the bottom and you're left with a delicious, icy, mess.
-Trips to the waterpark, and breathing so heavily on the ride home that all 4 windows need to be rolled down.
Yeah yeah they cheer - can they see my hand in the air?
Need to wave 'em over here.
Swear Simone's kissing Dan. My head is twisted sever, body's rushing everywhere,
They could have texted me when they were near, but i'm fucked and i don't care.
-The Streets.
Here's to liquor store owners around the world, and all those who gave us these good times.
Seeing as I've already posted a "Summer, In Memorandum" post, and it would be unecessarily conservative to post another, it was the unanimous decision of all in the boardroom to larf to the winter.
Here's to winter mammories, i mean, memories, young and old:
-Realising how futile it would be to buy a McFlurry, but enjoying it each and every time.
-Losing your testicles in your body cavity each and everytime you step outside.
-Being able to take the beer stored in your hoodie, place it in the snow outside, and return a minute later to have ice cold lager.
-How frequently girl's nipples get hard. Cool.
-How frequently my nipples get hard. Cool.
-When I wake up at 8:10, take care of the 3 s's at 8:20, leave the house at 8:30, and catch an 8:25 bus.
-The first car accidents of the season.
-And those car accidents that occur while the summer tries to come crawling back but is quickly stamped out by snowfall.
-Immigrants.
-Slurpees with vodka, where the vodka just freezes at the bottom and you're left with a delicious, icy, mess.
-Trips to the waterpark, and breathing so heavily on the ride home that all 4 windows need to be rolled down.
Yeah yeah they cheer - can they see my hand in the air?
Need to wave 'em over here.
Swear Simone's kissing Dan. My head is twisted sever, body's rushing everywhere,
They could have texted me when they were near, but i'm fucked and i don't care.
-The Streets.
Here's to liquor store owners around the world, and all those who gave us these good times.
