Saturday, July 30, 2005
Gruntled, and a shot of vodka
Blog Entries for the months of the summer, the Holy Time, as well as the time after my return from Greece.
July 24th.
the return of the product says:
what are mammories?
the return of the product says:
and why do they sound hilarious?
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading. says:
mammories are breasts
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading. says:
ever heard of a mammogram?
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading. says:
its the test for breast cancer
the return of the product says:
i always thought it was a test to determine if something was a mammal
the return of the product says:
mammalgram
July 25th.
11:50 AM - Wake up from last night's removal of the jumps in the ravine. Arms are tired. Dad is home from the gym; I eagerly await his leave, he can tell.
12:12 PM - Create list of items needed to fill the temp bar upstairs. There are around 10, next to the two 40's and six 26's already available.
12:15 - Dr. Octagon tells me, "Now you tell me how you can live in an apartment with the pieces of a person rotting away with decay and not knowing...Oh it's truly sick."
12:23 - Dad says he'll BUY food for Carr and I. Aura skyrockets.
1:30 - Go dirt jumping with Evan.
2:00 - Fall, cut open my side and break a few spokes as well as bend the front rotor.
3:30 - Back Home.
3:50 - Carr arrives.
4:20 - Dad leaves.
4:25 - Carr showers
4:30 - Jell-O shots and food itinerary in progress.
4:44 - I touch myself while watching the food channel. Mmm flambe...
4:52 - I remember, "What's the opposite of disgruntled?..."
4:53 - Carr decides we're going to shoot vodka with mint extract... sketchcity.
5:15 - Carr chases white car.
Sometime around 5:30 we visit the shit in a tray merchants.
Sometime around 5:45 we buy gingerale and other R-rated necessities from London Drugs.
5:50 - Carr recruits young, violently arousing young men for the navy.
6:00 - Arrive home.
6:30 - Young recruits seen walking down our street. Carr runs out to offer them pamphlets. He learns that if their were a draft one would accept; a pat on the back ensures. Drinking gets heavy with the success of the recruitment.
7:30 - Supper is being assembled.
7:47 - Carr burns himself on Supper.
7:59 - Supper is being eaten while we drink more vodka.
8:45 - Carr pees infront of someone walking their dog.
Huge memory blank.
11:45 - We watch Boys in the Hood.
12:22 - Carr finishs his last 5 jello shots.
1:01 - Neither Carr nor I can think of what to add to this blog.
The Next day we realise we both drank a mickey last night, neither of us are hungover, and we are preparing to drink again tonight.
July 30th.
This goes out to freedom fighters, graffiti writers
Innocent lifers, grassroots organizers
This goes out to single mothers
Soul bad brothers
Young lovers of the revolution as solutions...
-Kweli
July 24th.
the return of the product says:
what are mammories?
the return of the product says:
and why do they sound hilarious?
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading. says:
mammories are breasts
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading. says:
ever heard of a mammogram?
when i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading. says:
its the test for breast cancer
the return of the product says:
i always thought it was a test to determine if something was a mammal
the return of the product says:
mammalgram
July 25th.
11:50 AM - Wake up from last night's removal of the jumps in the ravine. Arms are tired. Dad is home from the gym; I eagerly await his leave, he can tell.
12:12 PM - Create list of items needed to fill the temp bar upstairs. There are around 10, next to the two 40's and six 26's already available.
12:15 - Dr. Octagon tells me, "Now you tell me how you can live in an apartment with the pieces of a person rotting away with decay and not knowing...Oh it's truly sick."
12:23 - Dad says he'll BUY food for Carr and I. Aura skyrockets.
1:30 - Go dirt jumping with Evan.
2:00 - Fall, cut open my side and break a few spokes as well as bend the front rotor.
3:30 - Back Home.
3:50 - Carr arrives.
4:20 - Dad leaves.
4:25 - Carr showers
4:30 - Jell-O shots and food itinerary in progress.
4:44 - I touch myself while watching the food channel. Mmm flambe...
4:52 - I remember, "What's the opposite of disgruntled?..."
4:53 - Carr decides we're going to shoot vodka with mint extract... sketchcity.
5:15 - Carr chases white car.
Sometime around 5:30 we visit the shit in a tray merchants.
Sometime around 5:45 we buy gingerale and other R-rated necessities from London Drugs.
5:50 - Carr recruits young, violently arousing young men for the navy.
6:00 - Arrive home.
6:30 - Young recruits seen walking down our street. Carr runs out to offer them pamphlets. He learns that if their were a draft one would accept; a pat on the back ensures. Drinking gets heavy with the success of the recruitment.
7:30 - Supper is being assembled.
7:47 - Carr burns himself on Supper.
7:59 - Supper is being eaten while we drink more vodka.
8:45 - Carr pees infront of someone walking their dog.
Huge memory blank.
11:45 - We watch Boys in the Hood.
12:22 - Carr finishs his last 5 jello shots.
1:01 - Neither Carr nor I can think of what to add to this blog.
The Next day we realise we both drank a mickey last night, neither of us are hungover, and we are preparing to drink again tonight.
July 30th.
After a week of heavy branding, Carr leaves tomorrow for a trip down BC way, in time for baretopea to return.
This goes out to freedom fighters, graffiti writers
Innocent lifers, grassroots organizers
This goes out to single mothers
Soul bad brothers
Young lovers of the revolution as solutions...
-Kweli
