Saturday, December 04, 2004
Spoiled
Within 10 years there will only be 5 kings left in this world. The King of England and the four kings in a deck of cards.
Vrooom! There's a new show on tonight. It's called Autorotica and will air at 12 on Speed. Here's a prevue of what's to come.
Spoiled!
Well, a new addition was added to the politics Wall of Lame earlier tonight. thataintfunny blogspot shattered the previous induction record of 4 days. This time I posted within 5 minutes of scouring the site. (4 minutes of which was devoted to reviving blood flow through my nuts - notice to anyone planning on going outside: it is cold, you're nuts will freeze). Here is a site sampler:
Love= Pain= Death= Heaven....... Therefore; Love= Heaven
posted by Kay at 4:26 PM
1 Comments:
the matt-hatter said...
love = lieing about loving = sex = possibility of more sex = possibility of unprotected sex = absolute delight and being banned from commenting on this site
In other site news, there is a new post, complete with picture of Aidanman, found on well, our site. And without further ado, here's a wrap-up of what I've been up to lately.
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
hey do u have a crush on me/
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
do u?
after school special says:
do i know you?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
yes
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i met u in jasper last year
after school special says:
really?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
remeber?
after school special says:
no?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i remember u
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
u are soooooooooo hot
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
and really nice
after school special says:
are you sure we've met?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
we were in the hot tub together
after school special says:
im drawin a blank babe
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
?
after school special says:
seriously, youre kidding right?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
nope
after school special says:
dyou have a pic?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i do bu tno ton this computer
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
do u hae a pic/
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
?
after school special says:
no, do i know you?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell, who really knows anymore.
(As soon as I find out how to do columns, well you know what'll happen).
Do I remember her at all? I'd be lieing if I said I did.
In other news, this friday night fight came out a few weeks ago, upon release of the new Handsome Boy Modeling School cd. Here's a lyrics sampler, (Let's just say modeling boy MVP Del is back at it): "If the world is bad refer to your dad/and here's the four four score/what's the reason you sore for?/karma is real/part of the feel's with how you started the deal/'cause everything in 360, it'll start to cartwheel/it snowballs, so don't forget now cause I told y'all/dead the hate, cause all I do is hold y'all, captive/all in the world you trapped it, relaxin' you can't feel what's happenin'/I deal with facts man"
Snoop’s subject matter has been the same for a decade plus, but he’s an integral part of the hip-hop nation. Whether or not he releases the rap version of, say Ok Computer.
...on lyrics
Snoop Dogg : In ’93, I thought Snoop was killin most everybody lyrically. But…what’s that disease, where you don’t grow? Like those weird lookin kids on Maury, that say they’re 27? That’s Snoop.
Handsome Boy Modeling School : On “It’s like That” Casual spits “Alright it’s getting really close to the election day/I’m voting ‘please don’t cut off my Section 8.’”That’s that shit…that shit that hip-hop is missing still. Dres from Black Sheep even got a day pass from the senior center to spit some fire. How ‘bout that?
...Overall
Eminem : Coming from a dude who was the first around here with The Slim Shady EP, the new Eminem makes me wonder whatever happened to that cat. It’s like that old WWF Ultimate Warrior rumor. “The old Slim Shady died, so they got somebody to replace him.” Nah, it’s the same dude. He’s just a license to be extremely goofy, and still move astronomical units. He’ll reel it in for a track or two, but then he throws “Rain Man” at you, and you scratch your head.
Snoop Dogg : I wanted more “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and more Neptunes... (I didn't. I wanted more Neptunes, less synths, and less Dogg).
Handsome Boy Modeling School : Dan and Paul don’t expect Soundscan numbers…and they make records so they’ll never get them. But that’s cool with someone like me, who digs to the bottom of crates, to find stuff like this. As mainstream as this might be to you (you are reading my review on Trickology, after all) I could go down the street…wait no, into a hip-hop club and ask about it, and 9/10 people would have puzzled looks on their faces. They’re missing out on this one. No one could have said this any better.
Are you in your mid-twenties, and been waiting for the west-coast resurrection? This isn’t Nirvana’s “Nevermind” all by itself, but it’ll get a crippled coast in the right direction. I wish I could’ve reviewed Game, Xzibit, and Snoop in the same week. That’d be that skin cancer inducing heat, right there.
In another triumph for the underground, MF Doom's MM Food is riding at number 4 for local sales.
Hip-hop is not dead/only the mind of the MC - K-Os.
Vrooom! There's a new show on tonight. It's called Autorotica and will air at 12 on Speed. Here's a prevue of what's to come.
Spoiled!
Well, a new addition was added to the politics Wall of Lame earlier tonight. thataintfunny blogspot shattered the previous induction record of 4 days. This time I posted within 5 minutes of scouring the site. (4 minutes of which was devoted to reviving blood flow through my nuts - notice to anyone planning on going outside: it is cold, you're nuts will freeze). Here is a site sampler:
Love= Pain= Death= Heaven....... Therefore; Love= Heaven
posted by Kay at 4:26 PM
1 Comments:
the matt-hatter said...
love = lieing about loving = sex = possibility of more sex = possibility of unprotected sex = absolute delight and being banned from commenting on this site
In other site news, there is a new post, complete with picture of Aidanman, found on well, our site. And without further ado, here's a wrap-up of what I've been up to lately.
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
hey do u have a crush on me/
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
do u?
after school special says:
do i know you?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
yes
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i met u in jasper last year
after school special says:
really?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
remeber?
after school special says:
no?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i remember u
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
u are soooooooooo hot
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
and really nice
after school special says:
are you sure we've met?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
we were in the hot tub together
after school special says:
im drawin a blank babe
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
?
after school special says:
seriously, youre kidding right?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
nope
after school special says:
dyou have a pic?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
i do bu tno ton this computer
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
do u hae a pic/
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
?
after school special says:
no, do i know you?
~!*Jess- luvin u!!!*!~ says:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell, who really knows anymore.
(As soon as I find out how to do columns, well you know what'll happen).
Do I remember her at all? I'd be lieing if I said I did.
In other news, this friday night fight came out a few weeks ago, upon release of the new Handsome Boy Modeling School cd. Here's a lyrics sampler, (Let's just say modeling boy MVP Del is back at it): "If the world is bad refer to your dad/and here's the four four score/what's the reason you sore for?/karma is real/part of the feel's with how you started the deal/'cause everything in 360, it'll start to cartwheel/it snowballs, so don't forget now cause I told y'all/dead the hate, cause all I do is hold y'all, captive/all in the world you trapped it, relaxin' you can't feel what's happenin'/I deal with facts man"
In case, like I was before midnight, unable to read more than 3 sentences on the site, here is a summary of the article: It compares Eminen's Encore, Snoop Dogg's R&G, and HBMS's White People. Like many of you are already thinking, I agree, Where is the competition?
...on relativity
Eminem : This is that new shit, and by new I mean “gay.” A lot of homosexuality on this record. But, as first week sales have shown, not enough to turn off the consumer.
...on Cluba'peal
Handsome Boy Modeling School : Nothing for the club here. Nothing really to dance to, despite having Jay-Z and RZA on one track! I can’t remember a pairing like this since Big Daddy Kane and Kool G Rap on The Roots record! Fire!
...on innovationSnoop’s subject matter has been the same for a decade plus, but he’s an integral part of the hip-hop nation. Whether or not he releases the rap version of, say Ok Computer.
...on lyrics
Snoop Dogg : In ’93, I thought Snoop was killin most everybody lyrically. But…what’s that disease, where you don’t grow? Like those weird lookin kids on Maury, that say they’re 27? That’s Snoop.
Handsome Boy Modeling School : On “It’s like That” Casual spits “Alright it’s getting really close to the election day/I’m voting ‘please don’t cut off my Section 8.’”That’s that shit…that shit that hip-hop is missing still. Dres from Black Sheep even got a day pass from the senior center to spit some fire. How ‘bout that?
...Overall
Eminem : Coming from a dude who was the first around here with The Slim Shady EP, the new Eminem makes me wonder whatever happened to that cat. It’s like that old WWF Ultimate Warrior rumor. “The old Slim Shady died, so they got somebody to replace him.” Nah, it’s the same dude. He’s just a license to be extremely goofy, and still move astronomical units. He’ll reel it in for a track or two, but then he throws “Rain Man” at you, and you scratch your head.
Snoop Dogg : I wanted more “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and more Neptunes... (I didn't. I wanted more Neptunes, less synths, and less Dogg).
Handsome Boy Modeling School : Dan and Paul don’t expect Soundscan numbers…and they make records so they’ll never get them. But that’s cool with someone like me, who digs to the bottom of crates, to find stuff like this. As mainstream as this might be to you (you are reading my review on Trickology, after all) I could go down the street…wait no, into a hip-hop club and ask about it, and 9/10 people would have puzzled looks on their faces. They’re missing out on this one. No one could have said this any better.
Are you in your mid-twenties, and been waiting for the west-coast resurrection? This isn’t Nirvana’s “Nevermind” all by itself, but it’ll get a crippled coast in the right direction. I wish I could’ve reviewed Game, Xzibit, and Snoop in the same week. That’d be that skin cancer inducing heat, right there.
In another triumph for the underground, MF Doom's MM Food is riding at number 4 for local sales.
Hip-hop is not dead/only the mind of the MC - K-Os.
I went through those girls like toast!
What's the deal behind people not wearing underwear? You put it on, you change it daily. Is there something I'm missing? Clearly, considering I spent my summer,.. But wait!
This just in: Everyone's favorite failure fails again!
For having recently been caught for stealing DVD players from Superstore, the store where he worked, Aidan was given the death penalty early last week. This is a short tribute to a sleeping beauty.
As it has been mentioned in previous posts, there is a 'lexicon' on Aidan's fridge which is really just a bunch of made up words (a prediction of some sort of dog language really) that you're supposed to say when you want his dog Oscar to do something. In spite of recent, ahem, events, we thought it would be nice to collect, from memory, a list of the ones we remember.
"Grectum Vaidan" - Used for lonely nights alone with Oscar when the internet is unplugged.
"Injurbed" - For when Oscar's had enough and has to go to sleep.
"Recitum Lalphabet" - Oscar will recite the Alphabet
"Jackwards Recitum Lalphabet toudle rime!" Oscar will recite the Alphabet in double time. Backwards.
"Torthotropics!" Used to indicate to Aidan he needs to put in his orthotropics.
One of our favorite deceased's all-time, superbly amusing moments can be found here. Sarcasm aside, I think I speak for everyone who went to school with him when I say that easily the most amusing time was when, in grade 7, he was escaping a typical lunchroom foodfight, in that doofus-like stride of his, at which point he was hit in the head with an apple. The force jottled him for long enough that a banana was able to land gracefully in the breast pocket of his plaid button up shirt. I think Carr ends the story best with this quote, "He, of course, didn't find it 'til later."
Another moment I look back on with fondness would have to be Aidan, with videocamera hidden in sleeve, walk into Ultracuts and ask for the Brazilian. He was nervous, I mean, we had not forced him into it or anything, but he, well, he was nervous. A few healthy jabs to his ribcage and he was off. The bells jingled as he opened the door and the rest is history.
The conversation went along these lines:
"How much would it cost to like, uhh, shave my pubes?"
"Did you just ask me that!?"
"Oh, so I guess you don't do that here?"
Tiny Problems!!
Bring on the quotes! Here are a few lines devoted to remembering Aidan as he was.. Alive and quotin' (please forgive the cliches):
Ring Ring (Phone Rings)
"Hi I'm a Chinese Restaurant!" -Aidan
"Uhhhh" - Carr
No, he does not have call display.
Recently our's truly was found to be boosting from his mediocre superstore trash cleanup job.
We here at politics wish you all the best on your spiritual journey through purgatory! Don't steal anymore DVD players while you're there! Best of luck!
This just in: Everyone's favorite failure fails again!
For having recently been caught for stealing DVD players from Superstore, the store where he worked, Aidan was given the death penalty early last week. This is a short tribute to a sleeping beauty.
As it has been mentioned in previous posts, there is a 'lexicon' on Aidan's fridge which is really just a bunch of made up words (a prediction of some sort of dog language really) that you're supposed to say when you want his dog Oscar to do something. In spite of recent, ahem, events, we thought it would be nice to collect, from memory, a list of the ones we remember.
"Grectum Vaidan" - Used for lonely nights alone with Oscar when the internet is unplugged.
"Injurbed" - For when Oscar's had enough and has to go to sleep.
"Recitum Lalphabet" - Oscar will recite the Alphabet
"Jackwards Recitum Lalphabet toudle rime!" Oscar will recite the Alphabet in double time. Backwards.
"Torthotropics!" Used to indicate to Aidan he needs to put in his orthotropics.
One of our favorite deceased's all-time, superbly amusing moments can be found here. Sarcasm aside, I think I speak for everyone who went to school with him when I say that easily the most amusing time was when, in grade 7, he was escaping a typical lunchroom foodfight, in that doofus-like stride of his, at which point he was hit in the head with an apple. The force jottled him for long enough that a banana was able to land gracefully in the breast pocket of his plaid button up shirt. I think Carr ends the story best with this quote, "He, of course, didn't find it 'til later."
Another moment I look back on with fondness would have to be Aidan, with videocamera hidden in sleeve, walk into Ultracuts and ask for the Brazilian. He was nervous, I mean, we had not forced him into it or anything, but he, well, he was nervous. A few healthy jabs to his ribcage and he was off. The bells jingled as he opened the door and the rest is history.
The conversation went along these lines:
"How much would it cost to like, uhh, shave my pubes?"
"Did you just ask me that!?"
"Oh, so I guess you don't do that here?"
Tiny Problems!!
Bring on the quotes! Here are a few lines devoted to remembering Aidan as he was.. Alive and quotin' (please forgive the cliches):
Ring Ring (Phone Rings)
"Hi I'm a Chinese Restaurant!" -Aidan
"Uhhhh" - Carr
No, he does not have call display.
Recently our's truly was found to be boosting from his mediocre superstore trash cleanup job.
We here at politics wish you all the best on your spiritual journey through purgatory! Don't steal anymore DVD players while you're there! Best of luck!
