Politics of the Business

"Here you go man." - Me
"Ahh... Thanks." - Ben
"The ones Castro smoked." - Me
"No! These aren't the ones Castro smoked!" - An angry Ben
"Fine. Whatever dude, but he smoked them." - Me

"That's the Sol camera, he's gotta use it before it expires!" - Aidan

"Let's make an ass sandwich outta his face!" - Guess

"God, I love whipped cream." - Me

"This sucks! I'm not even feeling it!" - Yap, after ten shots and a beer bong. He wasn't feeling it.

"Hey, MSG, shut up!" - Me
"Isn't it M "F" G?" - Ben
"No, shut up MSG." - Me
"But if it were MFG, then wouldn't it..." - Ben

"Gimme somora dat Metazzza!!" - Aidan
"Look, if you wanna drink Metaxa you gotta put on the right accent!" - Ben

"Dude, what kinda shit is this?" - Yap, as Ben put on the PMC
"Thiss is liike ugh pemcee mamjabee... ben?" - Aidan, when he heard Panjabi MC

"Who the fuck is that?" - Carr, upon arriving and seeing a crumpled Aidan hugging his garbage can

"Listen, I know I jusst assked this five minutes agoo, but what, what time is it now?" - Aidan

"Where is your other sock, Aidan?" - Pappi, upon arriving to pick up Aidan
"I doth don't put two on, becauth theyth dint match." - A really, really sick Aidan

"Did you eat a goat last night, Carr?" Me, upon waking up the next morning
"Yes, in the boy scouts we ate goat; I would eat the heart." - Carr
"Oh, that was like your initiation."- Ben
"Yes, we had to wrestle it with our bare hands."- Carr
"Carr, did you save any of the goat's neck?" - Me


And here's where I just want to take some time out of everyone's life to point out something really retarded I came across.

This is a post on the pinkbike.com forums under the subject "Energy Drinks." Enjoy.

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redbull is pretty sweet...the store around the corner from me is selling for like 4.25(after tax) or something so it ain't cheap. i've got a friend at school who "deals" red bull for much cheaper, like 3.25 and there ain't no tax. he buys a case at a time and then sells it off at school. pretty funny but he's making money so its good.
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I'm not sure I want to start pointing out how many things are wrong with this post, so instead of sending some poor kid to the knife block, we'll move on:

I just wanted to let everyone know how weird this site is. Scroll down the article entitled "ucture's cat scratching post carton," and then tell me how well you're going to sleep tonight.

And if I may take this oppurtunity to quote a genius and his dislikes from Nexus:

"Not Milf-huntin"

In the spirit of no longer having any real time to spend blogging what with school, school work, snuff and a busy academic-focused schedule, it was in my best interest to post this blog; A snipit of conversations that have manifested since school began.

The change of topic is denoted by an asterisk *.

*josh y [lafs] row like a boat says:
i popped out my broken knuckle again
spoken word. spoken truth says:
did you have to go to emergency or was it just a snapping sound?

*dont try to manipulate me you retard!!!!!! says:
hey u fucker, wuts up?
spoken word. spoken truth says:
not much, watd i do?
dont try to manipulate me you retard!!!!!! says:
nothing
spoken word. spoken truth says:
youve just taken on a more proactively insulting personality for the benefit of the people?

*Chasing after what isn't there... Haven't any of you ever wanted to just S T O P says:
long story
spoken word. spoken truth says:
lol yeah?
Chasing after what isn't there... Haven't any of you ever wanted to just S T O P says:
very
Chasing after what isn't there... Haven't any of you ever wanted to just S T O P says:
and it doesn't matter
spoken word. spoken truth says:
does it have any hilarious sexual misadventures?
Chasing after what isn't there... Haven't any of you ever wanted to just S T O P says:
no.
spoken word. spoken truth says:
well fuck dude, then what are we doing? lets get to the good stuff!
spoken word. spoken truth says:
so there i am, minding my own business on the bus, the bus of all places! when suddenly...

*spoken word. spoken truth says:
im not really one to appreciate a maze of corn
spoken word. spoken truth says:
hahaha maze of corn? get it get it
spoken word. spoken truth says:
maze!! the indian word for corn! and CORN the word for CORN! hahahahah
spoken word. spoken truth says:
im delirious


*Cue Porn Groove.

spoken word. spoken truth says:
whos that girl that came to my door the other day
KaItLyN says:
bailey
spoken word. spoken truth says:
she in gr8?
KaItLyN says:
yah
KaItLyN says:
actually she was really embarassed i was like just go and shes like ok fine but if matt answers the door im gonna pass out.
spoken word. spoken truth says:
oh yeah
KaItLyN says:
yeah it was gay i told her to get over it
spoken word. spoken truth says:
and you couldnt have come why?
KaItLyN says:
i was going sumwhere else
spoken word. spoken truth says:
hahahahahahahhaha you really save yourself on this one
KaItLyN says:
oh shut up she really wanted to
KaItLyN says:
and we had a deal that id go to 1 house shed go to the other
spoken word. spoken truth says:
KaItLyN says:
god do u think i like u?
KaItLyN says:
bcuz i really dont
spoken word. spoken truth says:
ok, dats kool neways

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the universe:


Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:

KaItLyN says:
matt is a bully
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
you need an adult?
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
just yell bully really loud k

And subsequently:

KaItLyN says:
its too hard to explain trust me i tried to explain it to carr and he got it but he was like what? so yah.
spoken word. spoken truth says:
thats ok, im not carr, thats new eh?
spoken word. spoken truth says:
so go ahead
KaItLyN says:
there is nothing new its all the same....my boring life
spoken word. spoken truth says:
carr hasnt spiced it up with his secret collection of cured meats yet?
KaItLyN says:
what the hell?

For those of you have grown to appreciate the fact that you can't eavesdrop a conversation between Carr and I and make away with the goods, here's the irony.

*spoken word. spoken truth says:

oh howd u meet her?
Anarchy in the U.K. Gotta code three Need back up Bring meMy bright pink fluro jacket says:
i dunno
Anarchy in the U.K. Gotta code three Need back up Bring meMy bright pink fluro jacket says:
she added me

spoken word. spoken truth says:
dyou have any idea how much time were looking at when he drops a piece of skin?
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
wait wait
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
hm?
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
unslang it for me
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
lol
spoken word. spoken truth says:
lol

*Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
your the bad influence tho
spoken word. spoken truth says:
oh absolutely
Yaseim Buhama. I'm not in this class says:
your teaching him to take what he wants, leave the rest, lead the pack, and be successful

*Tweezers, arm hairs and boys in the same science class = TROUBLE says:
i havent seen u in a long time
Tweezers, arm hairs and boys in the same science class = TROUBLE says:
i have a boyfriend
So...hows your girl? says:
which are you again

*So i don't know if you've ever tried this before, but I'm sitting here with the cap off of a 2 litre pop bottle in my mouth, and what im doing is biting the two sides together between my front teeth, and everytime i bite it a bit too hard it snaps and cuts the roof of my mouth. Just wondering, because it's getting pretty cut.

*the greatest thing in life is to love and to be loved in return...mmmmm cookies says:
done ur hw yet?
true life says:
shure did
true life says:
i ALSO did some OTHER homework
the greatest thing in life is to love and to be loved in return...mmmmm cookies says:
ooooo lala me too
the greatest thing in life is to love and to be loved in return...mmmmm cookies says:
lol
true life says:
you built a beer bong too?

*true life says:
did you see that nuke911 has made a friend all by himself?
barretopea says:
yeah you sent me it
barretopea says:
who is nuke911 anyways is that one of aidans various emails
true life says:
its a fake
barretopea says:
lol whos the friend
true life says:
some girl, "semisweetsister"
barretopea says:
mind if i add her
true life says:
lol go ahead
true life says:
if u get apic, send er
barretopea says:
ok
barretopea says:
should i say im a friend of nuke
true life says:
yep
barretopea says:
does nuke have a fake name or are we just going by nuke
true life says:
lol go check the profile
true life says:
i have no idea
barretopea says:
spencer t?
barretopea says:
lol
true life says:
lol shure
true life says:
were Spencer T
barretopea says:
her favorite book is by kelly osborne.... sounds like an intellectual

*And finally, as our patented stab at one unsuspecting idiot...

Only a grade 7 girl would be dumb enough to mass-mail this garbage.

Ok copy and paste this to all your friends!!!!

dont cheet and have fun!!! Write your name with all these different parts of your body!!

fingers: rachel
palm: racchel
back of hand: cz4 cd bgjw4c4rd,.k
nose: reqh 34lo
elbow:565t4rsacfhjewl;k
cheek:rfafh bxes,l
forehead:5421rtf78

HAHA, this thing rules, PLEASE don't cheat!!! It's soooo funny!

Wow.